I'm in a good mood so i feel like telling a story.?

I was born in Germany, when i was about 8 years old i made a friend named, Bruno. Him and i were sliding down a snowy hill on a trash can top. We were going really fast out of con troll. Ahead was a sauerkraut stand along with other things, he screamed out "LOOK OUT FOR THE SAUERKRAUT STAND!" I tired to turn but couldn't in time, Him and i crash into the stand ripping it apart him and i went up in the air and rolled down the rest of the hill. This little old man came out and ran down the hill screaming, "YOU RETARDEDSS YOURUINEDD MY SAUERKRAUT STAND!" Bruno said shut up old man and tossed the trash can top at him as we ran away. i know this probably wasted your time but i felt good and wanted to share.